How Much Longer Will We Joke About Dolly Parton’s Breasts?

There’s got to be a shelf life on these things

Melissa Balick
Fanfare
Published in
3 min readMar 6, 2022

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I was watching the game show Name That Tune recently and one of the tunes on it turned out to be “Islands in the Sun.”

“Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, what a pair,” host Jane Krakowski said. “And Kenny Rogers isn’t so bad either,” she added.

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