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I'm getting in on the ground floor of what is sure to be the latest comedy trend: Making fun of silly flags! The Bing Bong Theory did it, and Somethingawful's own master of comedy came out of retirement to prove that he's still just as funny as he was in 1996. Prepare yourself for hilarious flags! Poopy Doodoo Flag  This flag has a poop on it with flies. What?? This flag stinks worse than its subject matter. Next! Feminist Flag but the Flag Factory Accidentally Put an Ankh on it instead of the Female Symbol  Looks like those bozos over in China don't know how to make a feminist flag. I guess this flag still works if you're a woman hoping to be reincarnated as an Egyptian Pharaoh! Two Gay Men Pressing Their Asses Together and Their Dicks Are Clearly Visible  Who is this flag even for?? Gay men who want to look at dicks??? Seems like a niche audience but okay, IDIOT. White Flag of Surrender  The Flag of France, ha ha! Get it? Because of the hilarious "France always surrenders" meme that doesn't really hold up under scrutiny and if you look a little deeper into what's going on France has been manipulating the US into fighting its battles since the revolutionary war. America is basically France's bitch. The only thing this flag is good for is maybe a blank template for putting another flag on. By itself it's a disgrace. Stay tuned for more hilarious reviews of flags!
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Flag of the Soviet Union but Instead of a Hammer and Sickle the Hammer is a Penis I guess this flag is depicting a severed penis. A penis severed by communism to be distributed among the workers. The red is penis blood. This flag is gross. American Flag but the Colors are all hosed up  What kind of dumb idiot put this flag together? Seems kinda stupid. Only an idiot would fly this flag. United States of Christmas  This flag says "United States of Christmas" on it but otherwise doesn't reference the US flag at all. Perfect flag if you're charging into battle on the Christmas side of the War on Christmas I guess.
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Jul 28, 2020 02:55
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Applewhite posted:Flag of the Soviet Union but Instead of a Hammer and Sickle the Hammer is a Penis GiP owns all rights to this original content do not steal 
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Jul 28, 2020 02:59
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"Steven Unvinerse"[SIC] FLag For all you "Steven Unvinerse" fans out there. I guess I'm not surprised Chinese flag slaves don't know how to spell Steven Universe since that show is banned in China for being gay. I'm assuming China bans things for being gay but actually have no idea. Pee on Poop Flag  This flag depicts a stream of urine forming a puddle on a field of poops. Slightly Unsettling Lizard  Something about this lizard puts me ill at ease. I think the lizard possibly comes to life at night and crawls off the flag to do evil mischief.
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A Flag Depicting a Cat Licking His Own Balls Ew! Stop that! Gasden Flag but the Snake is Telling Lowtax not to Beat Women  Stop beating women you unfunny hack. Yes this entire thread was a buildup to this joke.
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Jul 28, 2020 03:04
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Applewhite posted:White Flag of Surrender
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Jul 28, 2020 03:06
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I like the one with balls lickin'
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Jul 28, 2020 03:21
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This thread is actually kind of funny so it's a poor imitation in that sense
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:I like
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I like lickin' the one with balls
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Flag With Viet Kong Ewok Lurking in Bushes This flag appears to depict an Ewok from the hit film Star Wars: Return of the Jedi but more overtly referencing the Viet Kong. lovely Front Page Article Flag A flag with a picture of a lovely front page article on it. Even more baffling than the flag itself is the question: who gave this clown the keys to the front page?
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Jul 28, 2020 03:37
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HI-LARIOUS! i am unable to contribute
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Jul 28, 2020 03:44
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Oh, Applewhite. Now I have to go and conquer some small country so I have an excuse to fly one of these flags. Thanks. 
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Jul 28, 2020 04:06
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Literally A Person posted:Oh, Applewhite. Now I have to go and conquer some small country so I have an excuse to fly one of these flags. Thanks. Do the cat balls one. It seems to be a crowd favorite.
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Applewhite posted:Do the cat balls one. It seems to be a crowd favorite. Okay, that sounds good. What country really says cat balls to you? Luxembourg? Chile? Sudan???
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Jul 28, 2020 04:10
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Applewhite posted:United States of Christmas
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, that sounds good. What country really says cat balls to you? Luxembourg? Chile? Sudan??? The United States 
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Jul 28, 2020 04:22
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Applewhite posted:The United States OMG!!! You must write for Conan!!!
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Jul 28, 2020 04:22
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Literally A Person posted:OMG!!! You must write for Conan!!! *Canned laughter*
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Jul 28, 2020 04:23
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Applewhite posted:*Canned laughter* You are my second favorite poster, Applewhite. I want you to know that.
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Jul 28, 2020 04:25
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Literally A Person posted:You are my second favorite poster, Applewhite. I want you to know that. 
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Jul 28, 2020 04:32
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And, this, this is why.
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Jul 28, 2020 04:35
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Literally A Person posted:You are my second favorite poster, Applewhite. I want you to know that. He is pretty great.. As are you! 
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Jul 28, 2020 05:06
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MakaVillian posted:He is pretty great.. As are you! Aw shucks. 
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Jul 28, 2020 05:07
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This is legit the peak of my digital art ability
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Jul 28, 2020 05:16
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I've got an idea for a subscription based flag service if anyone's down to start a grift with me.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:19
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Derpies posted:I've got an idea for a subscription based flag service if anyone's down to start a grift with me. FLAGbox, but the scam is we send tell everyone that there are a bunch of flags you can get randomly but we only stock the asexual pride flags. They're gray.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:22
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Literally A Person posted:FLAGbox, but the scam is we send tell everyone that there are a bunch of flags you can get randomly but we only stock the asexual pride flags. They're gray. Pretty much this but also we sell them oversized poles of dubious qualities.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:22
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Derpies posted:Pretty much this but also we sell them oversized poles of dubious qualities. Try our new Hickory (-like wood product) line of poles.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:23
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Literally A Person posted:Try our new Hickory (-like wood product) line of poles. For only one simple payment of 29.99 you too can join BIGASSAMERICANPATRIOTFLAGOFTHEMONTHCLUB.COM!* *flags may not be big, patriotic, or actually be legally defined as flag.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:27
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Derpies posted:For only one simple payment of 29.99 you too can join BIGASSAMERICANPATRIOTFLAGOFTHEMONTHXLIB.COM!* I smell a way to get rid of a few old t-shirts that the goodwill won't take.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:28
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This is going to be the best thread of the year, I can feel it.
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Jul 28, 2020 05:34
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this is adorable
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Jul 28, 2020 07:18
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The sex flag....
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Jul 28, 2020 07:23
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The sex flag...
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Nickname/post combo.
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