Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Yoko (2007)

Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt

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Quotes 

• Murray : You don't go on other people's dates! You get your own dates, Jemaine.

• Murray : Alright, Item A: Gig. Oh, a gig.

• [in the middle of the Second Annual Flight of the Conchords Fan Club meeting] 

  Murray : Alright, Item 3. Now if one of the band members was to have a girlfriend, would you find that... A: Very Positive; B: Positive...

  Mel : Why do... why do you ask?

  Murray : No reason.

  Mel : Has Bret got a girlfriend?

  Murray : Yes. He's seeing a girl from work. Coko.

  Mel : [snaps the tip of her pencil, twitches nervously, then recovers]  Oh... heh. Wow. Well that's great that Bret has a girlfriend. That's really great.

  Murray : You don't think that Bret's any less available now that he's...

  Mel : Oh no... heh. Is she pretty?

  Murray : You're still interested in the band then? Even though...

  Mel : Yes, it's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend.

  Murray : Good.

  Mel : Yes.

  Murray : Alright. You're sure?

  Mel : Yes!

  [chuckles] 

  Mel : Is she stupid?

  Murray : You've still got Jemaine anyway. And he's always available, isn't he? He's not gonna... not gonna get a girlfriend any time soon, so...

  Mel : Just ummm...

  Murray : Try your chances with him, can't you?

  Mel : Mmmhmm. Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?

  Murray : A little bit. 'Round the eyes.

  Mel : Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?

  Murray : Well she's... she's got eyes.