Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Bowie (2007)

Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt

Quotes 

• Murray : That's good, Bret. Jemaine, you look depressed. Smile!

  Jemaine : I'm not supposed to. I'm in a band.

  Murray : Who wants to hear a sad band?

  Jemaine : Well, this is the cool look for a band.

  Murray : But what about when you - hands in the air and smile?

  Jemaine : No, that's not what bands do. Bands don't put their arms in the air and smile.

  Murray : I've seen that. I've seen musicians do that.

  Bret : That's gymnasts, Murray.

• Murray : Hey guys, guess what's in my hand?

  Bret : A biscuit?

  Murray : Nope, not even close. Jemaine?

  Jemaine : Another kind of biscuit?

  Murray : No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?

  Bret : Is it a really *big* biscuit?

  Murray : IT'S NOT A BISCUIT!

  Jemaine : I don't know. You know I'm not very imaginative.

  Murray : OK, well, you've ruined this game, I'll just show you.

  [He shows them the muscial greeting card which plays their song] 

  Bret : That's flippin' awesome!

  Murray : Listen to that!

  Jemaine : But I thought they weren't gonna...

  Murray : Well, Mr. Armstrong said he admired Bret's balls.

• Murray : When will this meeting start?

  David Armstrong : Oh, it's already begun.

  Murray : He didn't do a roll call.

• Murray : Okay, it looks weird. Um, Bret, you look quite small. It looks sort of like trick photography.

  Jemaine : It's Bret's fault.

  Murray : It's like Lord of the Rings. Jemaine, you look like an ogre that works in the library.

• Murray : [after seeing Bret with an eyepatch]  If you wanted to be cool why not just get a goatee?