Kelly Brook has landed a major acting role in America.
I had no idea she was an actress. What’s the role?
Lady Macbeth.
You’re kidding.
Yes. She’s playing a busty barmaid in a new sitcom, One Big Happy . Breast size is a recurring comic theme and, in the trailer, Brook strips naked.
I expect the usual naysayers have suggested she might be playing to her strengths?
Only you, so far.
What does Kelly say?
“I’ve often wondered where I’d be without my boobs.”
So, not just me then. Anything else?
“I’m aware there are jokes in the programme about having big breasts. I’m in on it. I know what I’m doing.”
Are we absolutely sure that the joke isn’t on her?
Yes. I’ve