Your Tattoo is Dumb

Anonymous asked: is this a good portfolio? I can't really tell the difference between clean lines and sloppy ones and I'm getting frustrated because I want to get my damn tattoo and I want it to be good. I've heard good things about this guy. h t t p : / / w ww . a bsolutetattooing . c o m / eddie. h t m l

Eh, I’d look elsewhere. What genre of tattoo are you looking to get?

lilkimkpa asked: Look, I've probably asked you about 3849 times, but can you please take down 44795478920? I didn't ask politely at first because I was infuriated. My sister and I both have matching tattoos & there's symbolism behind them. Sure, the infinity sign is cliche and trendy, but the word "alive" is the original part that means the most to us. It represents the three angels taken from our family over the past year an a half. I know you don't need my sob story but it shows why I was upset. Sorry.

I still think your tattoo is extremely dumb (no matter what it ~symbolizes, it is still a fucking INFINITY SIGN with a dumb word in it). There are so many better ways you guys could have memorialized those people. You had to choose the least creative way? Also, a tattoo in that location will fade so quickly. It’ll be a big blur in a few months. Dumb location, dumb tattoo…maybe it’ll give you some time to come up with a better idea.

But okay, I’ll take it down so you’ll stop bugging me because you’re annoying as fuck

Word to the wise: If you attack me as a person in your request, I will not take your tattoo off my blog. I will also not respond to anonymous requests anymore. :/

Anonymous asked: I don't get why you're making fun of the girl with the Roman numeral tattoo, she stated its a date she was diagnosed with something, so it must be important to her. Why must you humiliate a person like that?

I never said it wasn’t important to her, and I certainly wasn’t trying to humiliate her. I’m not even making fun of her. I just don’t get why she chose roman numerals (or why she’d want to permanently mark herself with the day she was diagnosed with an illness, but whatevs).

Anonymous asked: Ohhhh burn, your sarcasm's killing me :L stahhp.

Uh, look who’s talking. :/

Anonymous asked: Well 'hate' is a strong word, maybe you should get that tattooed. Preferably across your forehead, think it would be a GOOD tattoo for you :D And yes, I do have a cool accent. I wouldn't have looked at your blog if you didn't reblog my picture silly

I actually do have “HATE” tattooed on my forehead! It’s embedded into a huge infinity sign! It’s backwards though so I can see it in the mirror, cuz it’s for meeee! I designed it myself :)

Anonymous asked: 44795478920 take it down.

Nah, don’t feel like it

humblehunter asked: To be honest I totally respect your opinion. And I can see how cliche the whole "rare word that not many people know" tattoo cause it is SUPER cliche, but this is my exception. I posted it so I do expect people to say what they want about it but it would be super kind of you to take it down. Thanks :) P.S your blog makes me laugh cause I love laughing at peoples tattoos.

Posting this because you’re awesome!

And I totally get that we all have that one tattoo we know is cliche or whatevs, and it’s okay to love it anyway! :)

humblehunter asked: Here's the link number. Sorry for all the messages ahaha. 44797027643

Nevermind it was super easy to find! Have a good rest of your day :)

sorryyouruinedyourself:

people getting tattoos of the word ‘ubuntu’

lmfao do you realise it’s also an operating system for computers?????

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cuddlefucks-and-ducks-deactivat asked: Erm, I suppose I wasn't clear in my post description, but I wasn't saying that African is a language; I was stating that it is a word found in an African country. Sorry that I wasn't clear enough. I think my tattoo is a superb idea. Its a word that has completely changed my viewpoint on people. I cannot wait until I go next year. Sorry for sounding like an asshole, but when you bash on my idea just because I wasn't clear, kinda ticks me. No big though. You have your opinion, I have mine.

Hokay it’s still cultural appropriation though

Anonymous asked: I love love love your blog! You've seriously helped me differentiate between a good tattoo and a bad one and I feel so much more capable of making the right decision. I can't thank you enough x

Thank you, this means a lot to me! :) <3

I feel the same way about the “bad tattoo” blogs I’ve followed for a while.

Anonymous asked: You're a fucking arsehole, what gives you the right to decide what tattoos are bad. It's up to the individual not you. Sure you can have your own opinion, doesn't mean everyone wants to hear it. A good tattoo is meaningful at the end of the day.

No. No matter how meaningful a tattoo is, it can definitely still be a shitty tattoo.

I gotta admit I don’t hate you as much as I hate most rude anons because you used the word “arsehole” so that means you probably have a cool accent.

And once again, if you don’t care about my opinion DON’T READ MY BLOG. I have a lot of followers who apparently do care, so I will continue to share my opinions. ;)